July 26, 2008


Hai. Hai. Hai hai hai. Iz Caturdai. Hai.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

O EGON, U IZ SOOOOOOO KYOOT!!!
i hoep u haz a lublee caturday n gits lots ob
snorgle.

Anonymous said...

o hai, maru and egon.

Distributorcap said...

he looks like he saw a ghost, or mccain

Anonymous said...

No he doesn't. He and Brian (drinking the martooni there on the right--Maru's Cartoon-altarEgo) both of equally high intelligence, often discuss deep subjects a bit too esoteric for human comprehension. But at this moment, Egon is caught by Maru's camera (from Brian's P.O.V.) as he reaches across to take the martooni Brian offers to share, as he is wont to do when they're revving up for the Caturday Night Live par-tay at Maru's--after a fruitful Caturday of contemplating the universe and crapping out .

maru said...

He likes his toonies with a shrimp on a cocktail-toothpick, but he had to make due with an anchovy-stuffed olive this time, poor critter.

Such abuse.

Anonymous said...

Gud Krisco-swathed-nakedass-of-Ashcroft, Maru!!! Teh TOONIE accoutrements and orderbs R spost 2 B reddy 2 GO by Caturday Sunset!!! Yer, slippin, Woman!! Teh Anchovie-stufft olives are EGG-sa-lent!! But SRSLY, I meen, waer teh fuk were doze shrimpies and teh baykun-wrapt chikkin livers, teh creemcheese & catviar-stuft mushroom buttons, teh goatcheese Brie & Nip paw-sandwitches, teh sardine paté, and teh fat marleys, hmmmmmmm?

Yes. It iz Abuse. X-spekkt mah purrsonull helicopter shortly, Maru. Egon will be reskyood 2 B wiff teh Hyoomin wutis properlee traynd 2 spoil His Elleegance rotten--teh upper-signed hoo has awaiting his arrival teh down-filled SKYE-blue Silk Pillow--the TOONIE in iced glass with bowl of fat Anchovie-stuft olives & lemon twists on a silver tray with D-lisshuss hordurbs and a small "E" monogrammed Balinesian soft cotton napkin with which to keep his little lips clean of teh chikkin-liver & baykon greese between sips of icy SKYE.

O, Egon, I wait wiff fish-baytid breff!! Unless, of course, Maru shoots down my copter! She duz, after all, lub u, too.

*sigh* Well, then, I drink mah TOONIES 2 yours and Maru's and your loved ones' perfect health and happiness, and splendid week.

*sip* mmmmmm. nom. O, doze bakkin-wrapt chikkin livers *smack smack* is LISH-USS!! *sip* *nom* MMMmmm, deez Goat Brie and organic raw almond-stuft Dates aren't bad, either. *sip sip* ZOMG! Teh TOONIE is SOOOOO FINE!!!

Egon u might wanna be MY KITTEH, afterall. If Maru abuses u liek this aGIN,and duzzint eebun haz shrimpies reddy 4 yer Happy Hour, I'm jis sayin', my copter awaits yer command, spoiled darling wut deserves all wuts teh BESTIST.