July 15, 2008

Karl Rove denies political ties taint Fox News role

Corpulant antichrist Karl Rove -- who should be rotting in prison, not getting airtime as a fucking pundit, for godssake -- denied on Monday that his single-minded meddling in Republican politics and his active role in John Mc Same's presidential campaign undermine his "credibility" as an election analyst for the fake news channel.

Rove, who was implicated in the treasonous outing of a covert CIA agent, still has not been arrested for ignoring myriad subpoenas by disgustingly ballless Congressional committees, and is allowed to wander free, opening his blubbery yap whenever he feels like it and being treated like royalty, the porcine fuck.

In a related story, I really didn't need to see "Karl Rove" and "taint" in the same sentence. Yerrrrrp....

i barf'd
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Questions to ask Rove:

IS it true that it was YOU that Jeff Gannon was vsiting at the White house?

Did Gannon ever mount you in the Oval Office?

How many times?

How many times did he mount the traitor "Idiot George"?

Was he wearing spurs?

What is your favorite lubricant?

Do you swallow?