July 28, 2008

McCain sends contradictory signals on running mate

Also on the economy, immigration, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, Social Security, health care, the fuel crisis, the housing crisis, affirmative action, and choice of cereal.

The candidate will announce his vice president either very quickly, somewhat quickly, soon, before the Olympics, or afterwards -- only he still hasn't decided whom to ask yet, says senior advisor/crooked lobbyist Charlie Black, who is still greasily working for the campaign.