July 7, 2008

Our hard-workin' preznit

  • Drooly O'DoNothing lowers expectations for (yet another) G-8 summit.
    "It took us eight years to get into the energy situation we're in and it's going to take us a while to get out of it," he said Wednesday, while sorting his new baseball cards.

  • Bush takes a beating on North Korea, Olympics decisions.
    Preznit GameBoy on Sunday defended his decision to attend the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games next month, saying he was the Deciderer, dammit, an' he decided he was gonna take some more time off an' go watch some sports on the taxpayer dime.

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