Though there are days you'd like to see Nancy "impeachment is off the table" Pelosi buried up to her chin in an ant-hill, there are others when you just want to send her a huge bouquet:
aWol McStinkypants has been a "total failure" in everything from the economy to the war to energy policy, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told a sweating Wolf Blitzer in an interview Thursday.
"God bless him, bless his heart, president of the United States -- a total failure, losing all credibility with the American people on the economy, on the war, on energy, you name the subject. In fact, the only area he has excelled in is failure. Statistically there is no way you can do any worse than that idiot," she should have added.
The president seemed to agree.
"This is not a record to be proud of, and I think the American people deserve better," Bush said, while trying to sort his Pokemon cards.
Fucked fact: impeachment is still "off the table."
July 18, 2008
Pelosi: Bush = 'total, epic fail'
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LOL Pokemon cards!!!!!
God bless him, bless his heart. If you live in the Southern States (the Red Zone), these are fatal words. Translation: You're a douche and if I said that word my Mamma would whip the "tar" out of me.
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