July 2, 2008

Poll: Obama beats McCain as barbecue guest

...upon worries that McInsane would actually beat up his barbecue guests.

People would rather barbecue burgers with Barack Obama than with insane old nutjob John McCain, a new stupid poll by the AP/Yahoo News found.

"I can just picture that old geezer calling me a 'cunt' in front of the kids if I happen to overcook his burger," said one voter, shivering.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah - ESPECIALLY if you engaged in the 'ultimate POTUS litmus test' of HAVING A BEER WITH McInsane! If he was tired and had a few beers, he'd probably go psycho on your ass and try to grill your face while cursing at you.