July 2, 2008

Quickies

  • Republicans panic as Americans' concerns about terrorism hit an all-time low.

  • Chris Hitchens drunk off his gourd again.

  • Sen. Obama gets the zombie vote!

  • The professionals at Faux Nooze aired altered photos of NY Times reporters and verbally insulted them for reporting on the "ominous trend" in the shitty fake news show's craptacular ratings.

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