August 18, 2008

Bunnypants' other soulmate to spend more time with his family

Pakistan's president Pervez Musharraf, Snippy the Chimp's bestest buddy in The War Aginist Terrism, quit on Monday to avoid impeachment charges, having a huge target painted on his back.

The worthless, authoritative Musharraf said that -- unlike his worthless, authoritative simian friend in the White House -- he was putting national interest above “personal bravado.”

Musharraf's departure after a six-month standoff frees up the coalition government to tackle an economy growing at the slowest pace since 2003," leaving half the population short of food, fuel, health care, and jobs.
Hmmmmm.

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