In the case that one's political beliefs are different then yours, after prayerful, ChriSTAIN deliberation, one might ask: what would Jesus do? To some, the answer is plain and simple: Smite that uppity Muslim motherfucker!
Shepard called for “abundant rain, torrential rain … flood-advisory rain.” He adds, “I’m talking about umbrella-ain’t-gonna-help-you rain … swamp-the-intersections rain.” Explaining why he wants everyone to pray for rain, Shepard explains, without a hint of humor, “I’m still pro-life, and I’m still in favor or marriage being between one man and one woman. And I would like the next president who will select justices for the next Supreme Court to agree.”I want all of these neoconservatice Christians to die from rectal cancer, and be force-fed to their children, who will explode from the cancer they’ve eaten so they can all be up with God together, and leave us heathens down here to clean up their Godawful mess.
But I'm just joking so it's alright. Jesus Hussein Fucking Christ on a cracker.
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