August 23, 2008

Fauxrage!!

In a patriotic effort to inform the American electorate, Fox "News", the fairly imbalanced infotainment network raises the already high level of journalmalistic discourse in the most awesome, only free and morally superior country in the universe by asking:

Owning seven houses is the American dream. Why does elitist Black Barack Hussein Mohammed Allah Beezlebub Putin Osama Obamabinladen hate teh Awesome American Dream®©™³?
I have a dream of marrying a wealthy beer heiress who I will call an over made up trollop and a cunt and actually get away with it, just like ordinary guy Flippy McSpin.
Now get off my goddamned lawns.