Gee, ya think??

This just in, from the Duh! Report:

So many fishermen thinking and concerned Americans took so personally the Supreme Court's recent decision to dramatically reduce the settlement for the damage caused by the Exxon Valdez oil spill, I imagine they're going to be less than thrilled to hear that ExxonMobil is reporting record breaking second-quarter profits.

There, fixed it somewhat. Effing Supreme Court and effing oil companies...