Gpuke slimebags try to horn in on Dems' big party

'Heavy-hitting' surrogate scum to shit on Democratic Convention.

Rethugs -- in coordination with the John McMansions campaign -- are sending hairy-knuckled bottom-feeders to Denver, in an attempt to divert as much news coverage as possible from the Democrats' show.

Leading the list of republicans heading to Denver are flipflopping, dog-torturing wafflestack Mitt Romney and gay-loving, baby-killing cross-dressing man-whore Rudy "9/11!" Giuliani. Minnesota Gov. and VP hopeful Tim Pawlenty and the other Arizona Senator Jon Kyl will also be available for as many media interviews as possible, according to officials. High-ranking GOP communications staff will be rotating in and out of Denver throughout the week to supplement the bigger-name surrogates.

Nice. What will the media do? And in a related story, why hasn't corpulent antichrist Karl Rove been arrested yet?


"9/11!"