August 29, 2008

Happy 72nd birthday, senile old guy!

Incontinent, testy Cranky McFusepants will shoot the first goddamn cunt who sings 'Happy Birthday' to him, so help him God.

Lost in the frenzy of Barack Obama’s speech and John McCain’s vice presidential pick is another big milestone: the [angry, crotchety old coot]’s 72nd birthday today.

The McCain campaign is hoping to bury the news in the announcement of his running mate — but the Democrats have a different way of marking the big day, Washington Wire has learned. They plan to celebrate with the septuagenarian all weekend, accusing him of being close with [Preznit DisasterChimp] by throwing “More of the Same” birthday parties on Friday and Saturday in key states like Ohio and Pennsylvania.