McCain ad pushes independence, distance from Bush

Too funny. He really is getting desperate --

John McBush emphasized his tried to pretend he has an independent streak and reformer credentials in a new TV commercial Tuesday as he sought to counter Democratic charges that he's the same as Preznit Poopypants.

"Washington's broken. John McCain knows it. We're worse off than we were four years ago," says the ad. "He's the original maverick."

Sweet chocolate Jesus. He may have been at one time, before getting assraped by Karl Rove. But now? Please. Don't make me laugh.

The ad does not mention areas where McBush and Bush agree, like tax cuts, the Iraq war, Afghanistan, Social Security, energy, health care, pissing on the Constitution and civil rights, stem cells, and the economy.

Or the other thing they have in common: the bits of Karl left inside their colons.

Then again, Bunnypants never volunteered Pickles to participate in a topless competition at a biker rally. That we know of, anyway.