McCain: Talk is cheap

Grumpy McNappersons had his people phone the media president of Georgia's people Tuesday to tell him 'all Americans back his country's efforts to thwart Russian attacks.'

"I told him that I know I speak for all Americans when I say 'today we are all citizens of the wor... ahem, Georgians.' Though you're shit out of luck if you were counting on us for any help. I mean fuck, we invaded Iraq. Even our one 'expert' on Russia isn't getting anywhere near this one. You're on your own, cunts!"

Not surprisingly, the MCM fell all over him: 'God, how inspiring! sob! He made a statement! What a foreign policy pro!' Uh, yeah...

Fun fact: McNuts' top foreign policy adviser, who wrote the 'strong statement of support' for Georgia, made kazillions as a lobbyist for that very same country.

Fun fact 2: McSenile can't pronounce his good friend Saakashvili's name.

Update: Bunnypants, after looking into soulmate Pooty-poot's eyes, has told worthless Secretary of State Condo Rice to get her ass over there and has even postponed his vacation at his Texas hellhole/photo-op. So I guess the Russkis controlling Georgia's oilfields are more desperate than 'bin Laden determined to attack inside the US'.