Obama assails McCain as a tool

Well, finally!

What? Oh. A tool of Big Oil. Well, finally!

The Washington comPost reported that McCain received $1.1 million from oil and gas industry executives and employees in June -- three-quarters of which came after he called for lifting the ban on offshore drilling on June 16.

Obama, on the other hand, has received only about $345,000, much of that coming from the gasoline that was poured all over his car in an attempt to set it on fire after he denounced oil executives last year.

Oh, and the rightwingnuts may think its a huge joke, but after I inflated my tires properly my car went from 29 MPG to 33. Of course, it then promply died. Poor thing. I took it in to get the brakes checked and found the frame has almost rusted right through. Now I need to look for a replacement, and they don't make Trackers anymore. ☹