August 6, 2008

Old Man Yells at Cloud

At a South Dakota rally, obviously forgetting that he hasn't been to work in almost four months, Alzheimer's stricken crotchety old fart McSame yelled:

“When I’m president of the United States, I’m not going to let them [Congress] go on vacation!”
So says the dementia stricken shell of a man who hasn’t shown up for work since April 9. I would like a job where you don’t have to show up for months at a time and still get paid, but then again, I'm an elitist.
Sadly, too many knuckle dragging morons, the low information voter targets of the McSame campaign, are willingly swallowing this shit like a desperately broke bisexual transvestite hooker at an all night scatathon.

Mr “I’ve missed 60% of my votes” McCain bitching about Congress taking time off?

John McSame: Was against off-shore drilling until the oil companies paid him to be for it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Right on target again UL with the comment about "..the low information voter targets.." - - and the graphically vivid analogy about Repuke voters "...willingly swallowing this shit like a desperately broke bisexual transvestite hooker at an all night scatathon." is florid prose indeed!

Distributorcap said...

and still, people will vote for the smelly old fart face....

what idiots we are.....