Warning: Family Values Strike Again

Sturgis, South Dakota plays host every year to a gathering of thousands of bikers. One of the more wholesome events in the schedule is the Miss Buffalo Chip contest:

It holds a Miss Buffalo Chip contest every night, which is essentially a topless beauty
pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too. During a drenching rain Wednesday
night, the contest broke up into smaller groups and one woman wound up dancing
naked on a bar top. Her boyfriend/husband saw her and angrily dragged her
away as she struggled to put her pants back on and muttered something about
how, "It's only this one week a year."

Can you guess who attended the Sturgis rally to pimp his own wife?

I was looking at the Sturgis schedule and noticed that you have a beauty
pageant and so I encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her, with a little luck, she could be the only woman ever to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip