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Just another milestone of the fabled Bush legacy

A U.S. military jury Wednesday convicted Osama bin Laden's driver of war crimes -- making him the first war-on-terror captive convicted by contested tribunal at the U.S. Navy base at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba.
The jury announced the verdict against Salim Hamdan at 10:16 a.m.
It cleared him of the more serious crime of conspiracy but convicted him of multiple counts of providing material support for terror.

But we got his driver!
It took three trillion dollars, a million deaths and seven years, and a military court and the defense blindfolded with their arms tied behind their backs, but they finally nailed a cabbie.
It is truly a proud day for 'Murka!

Drivin' it home!