September 29, 2008

Bailout, schmailout

Elitist McCrabbypants doesn't care about you and me.

On Saturday, after declaring he’d return to Washington to help with the bailout negotiations immediately after [Friday's] debate, John McCain never went to Capitol Hill. In fact, McCain stayed largely holed up in his Arlington apartment, leaving only to go to his campaign headquarters just around the block, the New York Times reports.

Asked why Mr. McCain did not go to Capitol Hill after coming back to Washington to help with negotiations, [McCain adviser] Salter replied that “he can effectively do what he needs to do by phone."
Yep, one of the most important decisions to be made in our time, and Grampy McFusepants decides to just phone it in.

It gets better:
As his colleagues worked on the deal at the Capitol Saturday night, McCain and his wife, Cindy, dined with smug asswipe Joe Lieberman and his wife, at Cafe Mozu inside Washington’s swanky Mandarin Oriental Hotel.
Well, at least he wasn't out gambling.

"What sort of half-assed roll was that, you cunts!"