Breaking Palin Family News!!

Because it's out there, and since the John Edwards affair was uncovered by the suddenly credible National Enquirer, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and fellow godless liberal heathens we present a late breaking scoop

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.
THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.
Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.
“Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”

It must be true. After all, they were right about Edwards.
Hee!
The failin Palins are the Clampetts of Alaska, this ought to be fun to watch.