September 29, 2008

Could You Please Set the Bar Even Lower? kthnx

In what can surely be described as a confidence inspiring endorsement, Reich-wing man chowder guzzling columnist David BoBo Brooks says Sarahcuda Von Mooselini, aka Juneau Cleaver could "rise to the level of mediocrity" in the upcoming VP debate.
In related news, the McWorse campaign has already declared her the winner.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please. If Sarah McFailin utters just one coherent sentence, she'll be declared the winner by the G-Pukes. The bar is so low, if she just shows up, the right-wing nutjobs will declare she did magnificently...I guarantee it!

Undeniable Liberal said...

Indeed.

Anonymous said...

She'll go all coy and play the 'Bambi' role and the newsmedia will be unable to handle it ('We'll look like bullies if we critcize her obvious lack of experience or even INTEREST in national or international government policy'), plus the Reich-wing will twist their arms and we'll get another Reagan/"W" treatment -- where the media treats their inane non-answers as truly signficant positions (or doesn't criticize them at all).

PS- Loved the "Juneau Clever" tag and the Statue of Liberty 'trophy'!)