via John Cole
Sarah Palin:
Pressed about what insights into recent Russian actions she gained by living in Alaska, Palin answered: “They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.”Our very own Krista, in the comments, responds:
And when I look out my window I can see the moon. Doesn’t make me a fucking astronaut now, does it?And I can see a dog, yet I can't lick my own balls.
Wattya got?
4 comments:
Can you imagine Caribou Barbie sitting down opposite Vladimir Putin with that moose in the headlights look on her face? No poker face, that one. The big boys and girls will slice and dice her to our country’s detriment.
If she has foreign policy experience because she can see Russia from Alaska, couldn’t the Governor’s of Idaho
Maine, Michigan, Minnesota. Montana, New Hampshire, New York, North Dakota, Ohio
Pennsylvania, Vermont and Washington claim foreign policy experience because they can see Canada from their states?
Is this how George W. won? He was governor of Texas and you can definitely see Mexico from there.
I can see the top of the Wells Fargo corporate building from my window - does that make me a banker?
JB
I can see the moon, stars, planets and our Milky Way galaxy, so I'm an ASTRONAUT! No? Well an ASTROPHYSICIST at least, cause I'm gonna to get a diploma from the 'Sarah Palin School On-Line School of International Diplomacy' -- THEN will you believe me?
I see nekkid women on the interwebz... I'm a Pr0n Star!!!
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