Hey, Johnny Maverick: your America failed

OK, he didn't go with this advice last night, but here's what Sen. Obama should say at the next debate with Psycho McThuselah:

""Experience? Are you fucking kidding me? Let's get that out of the way real quick. The Crypt Keeper over there chose as a running mate a fucking idiot who couldn't find Pakistan on a map even if it had a giant cock-shaped neon arrow pointing at it saying, 'It's here, bitch.'

"[Y]ou keep suckin' away, Johnny Maverick, showin' all that shiny fuckin' experience, as you take 'em all, the cock of the evangelical right, the cock of Karl Rove, the cocks of lobbyists lined up around the block. Yeah, no wonder your cheeks are so goddamn stretched out, from trying to fit two or three in there at the same time. Oh, I'm sorry, Jim, did I offend a war hero? Was I too uppity? Kiss my black ass."

Read the whole beautiful thing at the Rude Pundit.