September 2, 2008

A Pregnancy We Can Believe In!!

Yeah yeah, the kids are off limits.....if they are a Rethuglican, whatfuckingever. This isn't about Failin' Palin's kids, it's about uhhhhh rednecks and the success of abstinence only sex education:

On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."
"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.
He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."
You might have considered a condom. Congratulations, dude. Don't get a job working for the Alaskan State Police.












Time for an American shotgun wedding!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ahhh... young love! Who COULD resist such a hunk -- I think I'm developing a 'man-crush' on him myself! Their romance is SO touching, just like Dawson's Creek / 90210 - - or maybe more like Twin Peaks / Northern Exposure?