Now THIS is Precious

Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? could we?

With his poll numbers going down faster than a broke and crack addicted five dollar hooker, straight talking America's American American and Savings and Loan swindler decides to finally go back to his day job, and work some Keating five magic on the current financial crisis by suspending his campaign:

McCain suspends his campaign, and asks to postpone Friday’s debate, to address the financial crisis.
Both candidates have been marginal players; McCain, though, seems to have the potential to make himself a major one, and his move is a mark, most of all, that he doesn’t like the way this campaign is going.

Obviously, due to his lingering POW injuries, McPOW can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. It is all very simple: if Sen. McKeating is back in DC working in the Senate for the first time in months, he won’t be able to get his nap in before the debate on Friday. What to do, what to do….ummmmmm... No nap, no debate. And get off my goddamned lawns!
Swindling the treasury is hard work!

Bonus: Obama says Get the fuck outta here!

Money shot by Ben Smith:

"But in terms of the timing of this move: The only thing that’s changed in the last 48 hours is the public polling."

Heh.

--maru

Addendum II Creampie: In light of the recent aforementioned polling, the last thing McWorse needs is an ass-wuppin' in a debate by an uppity nigg Obama. The race would be over.
~~Undie Lib