September 29, 2008

Tina Fey considers asking for raise

"President Bush met with John McCain and Barack Obama. John McCain showed up without running mate Sarah Palin, which is a shame because she actually has a lot of experience with financial matters. You know, she lives right next to a bank." -- Jimmy Kimmel

A CBS source confirms that more footage of Sarah Palin being interviewed by Katie Couric will indeed air this week, in advance of the debate.

And the worst may be yet to come for Palin; sources say CBS has two more responses on tape that will likely prove embarrassing.

Meanwhile, Bible Spice is at "debate camp" -- with what seems to be her entire family -- at one of the McElitist mansions in Arizona.

Bonus McInsane suck-up watch: reminiscent of the media trying to pass Preznit Privelege off as a cowboy, the article refers to the McMoneybags place as "rustic creek-side home." Right.


2 comments:

Rhode Island Rules said...

OMG. I bet Arizona is as hot as hell this week and the Palins will think that the Rapture is about to occur.

Maybe it will. I hope it happens soon. Think of all the choice real estate and cars that will be left behind. I'm hopping on that shit.

big em said...

'Rustic' -- is that McCain Speak for 'only 4 bathrooms & 3 cars'?