"President Bush met with John McCain and Barack Obama. John McCain showed up without running mate Sarah Palin, which is a shame because she actually has a lot of experience with financial matters. You know, she lives right next to a bank." -- Jimmy Kimmel
Meanwhile, Bible Spice is at "debate camp" -- with what seems to be her entire family -- at one of the McElitist mansions in Arizona.
Bonus McInsane suck-up watch: reminiscent of the media trying to pass Preznit Privelege off as a cowboy, the article refers to the McMoneybags place as "rustic creek-side home." Right.