Typical

Failin electrifies rethug convention -- by using the same nasty, divisive tactics and lies the gpukes have been using for years. Way to win over undecideds who've been hoping for some kind of change in Washington, beeatch!

With a bold mix of toughness and femininity strident attacks, Dick-Cheney-with-Boobs quickly won over a rapturous convention crowd of hypocritical morons.

Shrugging off question marks over her lack of experience, the scandal over her pregnant 17-year-old daughter, troopergate, voting for the 'bridge to nowhere,' trying to ban books in her home state, and aligning herself with a group that championed seceeding from America, the Alaska governor was determined to show America why McCain plucked her from obscurity to kick-start his campaign: she can sling smears and mud as well as the rest of the 'pukes.

There, fixed it. What a disgusting spectacle. And I hope the Dems don't just lay there like deboned chickenshits like they have in the past. Enough already.