Yu Called Her a Pig!!!!!111!!!

Via the Detroit Free Press, Phrases that are hereby banned

After Wednesday’s flap over Islamocommienazijihadifascist Blackie McBlackperson using the phrase “lipstick on a pig” — which Rethuglicans attempted to seize upon as a sexist reference to naughty librarian and GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Failin Palin — no one may ever use that insulting phrase again, or the following phrases, with the possible exception of Palin herself:

-- If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. (Most people in kitchens are women, dontcha know?)
-- The buck stops here. (Might sound snarky about Sarah Palin’s fondness for hunting.)
-- Don’t cry in your beer. (She has a blue-collar husband.)
-- Read my lips. (Too close to lipstick.)
-- That’s the mother of all … (Self-explanatory.)
-- The wolf is at the door. (Would mock Palin’s inability to get rid of Alaska’s wolves by shooting them from airplanes.)
-- The vice presidency isn’t worth a warm bucket of spit. (Might be making fun of Piper Palin’s grooming of baby Trig’s cowlick.)
-- Ask not what your country can do for you… (Rude to bring up to Alaskans, who ask for quite a bit from Washington.)

Anything to add?