Zombie Reagan reborn as foul, vituperative c*nt!

Michael Reagan at towndump.com: "welcome back, dad!"

Gawd. Rethugs really are frightening in their viciousness and their stupidity.

"I've been trying to convince my fellow conservatives that they have been wasting their time in a fruitless quest for a new Ronald Reagan to emerge and lead our party and our nation. I insisted that we'd never see his like again because he was one of a kind. I was wrong!

"Wednesday night I watched the republican national convention on television and there, before my very eyes, I saw my Dad reborn; only this time he's a she. And what a she! In one blockbuster of a speech, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin resurrected my Dad's indomitable spirit ..."

Was Saint Ronnie that much of a prick? I can't remember.

Dude, like... fuck. "Her own stunning record of achievement"? Are you shitting me? The only thing she's achieved is graduation with dishonors from the Karl Rove school of slime. Your poor mom is probably dreaming of ripping your eyes out of your skull as we speak. Fuckwit.