October 18, 2008


'Caturday? Uh-ohz!'

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kindest regards, Egon. I imagine
you and Parrot will have a lovely
Caturday discussing the Tao elegance and brilliant Feng Shui of the harmonious placement of tree, cat, and bird.

I'll forgo my usual obnoxious fantoid mania when I sometimes see you on Caturdays and temporarily, inexplicably, lose my mind in my head-over-heels crush on you.

Notice how gud i iz B-n nao? Iz cuz u saiz "Caturday? Uh-ohz!" n i gots uhfrayd dat u is stressed by, among uvver fings, my unsolicited overt affections.

I is so sowwy. Nawt no more will i allow those affections to go unbridled from this moment on (unless things get beyod my control and I splort my branes all over teh screen, cuz u is just 2 kyoot sumtymz).

I noe yer Caturday iz largely meant for quiet-tym reveries, and private spirit-journeys, wut shud nawt B interrupted by a howling fantoid (who also loves the late and utterly great-beyond-words DFW and re-reads "Infinite Jest" as the New Agenda Bible of the Shift as well as quite likely The Great Americn Novel which will be decided as such once Merkins become literate again).

Hoo wud NAWT B distraught by sum old lady in Vegas losing her fukin mind to bliss ebbry tym she sees yer intelligent handsome face, hmm, Egon?? I mean,rilly, wut duz u spect??? Go luk in teh mirroar!

Awriiiite. I bow owt kwaiyutlee nao. Haz a lublee day, Egon.

O GAAAAWD I LUB U SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUTCHES,EEEEEEEGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oops. Sowwy. TEH LUB snapped teh leash, dammit.(*stuff*stuff*stuff*) i go nao, 4 gud.

KBAI.

maru said...

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... [Egon purring happily to wangmo]

Anonymous said...

Purring--Loveliest of heart music. Thank you, Egon.