October 1, 2008

Cuntservatard spooge-depository interviews the gpuke VP candidate

Hugh Hughwut asks Failin the tough, policy-driven questions. Oh, who am I kidding. He threw so many softballs at her its surprising she hasn't already started her own little league franchise.

  • Governor, your candidacy has ignited extreme hostility, even some hatred on the left and in some parts of the media. Are you surprised?

  • Now Governor, the Gibson and the Couric interview struck many as sort of pop quizzes designed to embarrass you as opposed to interviews. Do you share that opinion?

  • Have you followed the attacks on you, say, via Drudge or the blogs? Some of them are just made up and out of left field, others are just mocking. Do you follow those?

  • Governor, let’s close with some foreign affairs. It is reported that you had an Israeli flag in your governor’s office. You wore an Israeli flag pin occasionally. One, is that true? And two, why your support for Israel?

  • Last question, Governor. Have you and Todd heard from your son? And how is it on your nerves having your son deployed?

  • That was two, asshole.

    OK, really last question: Governor, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. What makes you so popular?

    Criminey, talk about embarrassing. When you can apply "The Simpsons did it!" to a fucking actual presidental election... the mind reels. God help us all.

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