October 9, 2008

McFusepants' "hostility to other human beings"

"Do you KNOW WHO I AM?????!!?!?" McInsane, on a junket in Puerto Rico, almost bites a woman's face off after she... touches his arm. While he was gambling. Via HuffPo:

"McCain immediately turned to the woman and said between clenched teeth: 'DON'T TOUCH ME.' The woman started to explain...McCain interrupted her: 'DON'T TOUCH ME,' he repeated viciously. The woman again tried to explain. 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?' McCain continued, his voice rising and his hands now raised in the 'bring it on' position. He was red-faced. By this time all the action at the table had stopped. I was completely shocked. McCain had totally lost it, and in the space of about ten seconds. 'Sir, you must be courteous to the other players at the table,' the pit boss said to McCain. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? ASK ANYBODY AROUND HERE WHO I AM."

This being Puerto Rico, the pit boss might not have known McCain. But the senator continued in full fury--"DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"--and crisis was avoided only when Jeff offered to change places and stand between McCain and the woman who had touched his arm.


Knee-jerk, or just "jerk"?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remember the mayhem when pretty pretty 100 lb. Sheryl Crow touched Karl Rove?

Yeah, I thought this sounded familiar. Wonder what happens if a Gabor Sister touches Dick Cheney.

maru said...

lol

he prolly cums in his pants, then shoots her.