McSame campaign a turnoff, say independents

Swing voters are bothered by John McNutjob's temperament and the rethuglican party as a whole.

Jay Sicht -- or, as the McRove/Failin camp would call him, "Jay the Auto-Parts Salesman" -- a 37-year-old independent voter from Columbia, Mo., described Obama as "level-headed, calm, cool and collected under pressure" -- qualities that he wants in a president facing the prospect of a global depression.

McCain, on the other hand, comes off as "hostile" and a "hothead," Sicht said. During the primaries, Sicht was particularly unnerved by John "the Wacked-out Loony" responding to a question about Tehran by referring to the song "Barbara Ann" as "Bomb Iran" and singing, "Bomb, bomb, bomb... " Sicht found nothing funny about it.

"I don't feel he's very stable mentally," said Sicht, who once voted for Bush.

LOL. Did you catch that? What a great campaign slogan! McInsane: fucking nuttier than Drinky McCokehead.

Russ "the Carpenter" Houser, 51, who lives in Cedaredge, Colo., said McCain used to be his "favorite republican." But Houser said that McCain had "gone overboard" in focusing on Ayers, and that the distortions in his attack ads raised doubts about his honesty.

What cemented his unfavorable view of McCain, though, was "the showmanship" of his response to the economic crisis -- "running back to Washington and suspending his campaign," said Houser, an independent. "What kind of douche-ass move was that?"

(Slightly paraphrased for clarity)