C 'n' L reports that when the McPsycho campaign came crawling back to David Letterman and asked to appear on his show, like really this time, he accepted. He's still pissed off as all hell, but he accepted. Even though they set their own terms. He should have told them to fucking fuck the fuck off.
"So now, in an attempt to save his campaign, they’re talking about coming back. You see what I’m saying? So we said, 'Sure, we would love you to come back.' And even on the phone, he said, 'I’ll bring…Sarah.' But they’re being squirrely. Politicians can be squirrely. Because we have a date picked. We do this show every afternoon at 5:30. He wants to do the show at 5. So one –- we have no guarantee he’s going to show up, period. And we’ve kind of already rearranged our schedule on his behalf to save the economy, right? By getting that big-headed kid in here to talk about the politics. You know what I’m driving at?"
Dude, please just tell him to cram it. Really. Semi-bonus: he closes with:
"I just don’t know if we can trust him. And by the way, I don’t need to remind you that the road to the White House runs right through here."
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