"I don't dislike him," Jeebus's favorite hypocrite told CNN's Wolf Blitzer. "I just think he's an asshole."
Baptist preacher and former repug presidential candidate Mike Huckabee said Wednesday he's not trying to get back at his onetime rival Mitt Romney, despite calling Romney a flipflopping, petulant princess with mommy issues and sprayed-on hair.
In the new book he's whoring, Huckabee specifically takes aim at Romney for shifting positions on key issues shortly before he decided to run for the White House, saying his record was "anything but conservative until he changed the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for president."
Huckabee, who is now the weekly host of what has to be one of the worst infomercials evar, also ripped into tired old napper Fred "Zzzzzzzz" Thompson and Senile McGrumpypants. Not bad for a guy
"This book is not about what's wrong with Mitt Romney or anybody else," he said. "But man, is Mitt Romney a steaming pantload."
2 comments:
Ever get a load of his fat, ugly family?
It's no wonder he doesn't believe in evolution.... it didn't take in his family.
This is a little pixel-ish but it is my new desktop image---for awhile, anyway.
Jesus would slap the shit out of you---all around!
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