Oh please

The National Rectum's K-Lo thinks Time should pick Caribou Barbie as Person of the Year instead of Barack Obama because she was a "refreshing change" who "energized people." One "that Thomas Jefferson would be proud to meet."

Yerp, an inexperiened dumbass spouting hateful rhetoric and outright lies, who inspired legions of bigoted, moronic mouthbreathers and the utter scorn of the rest of the planet. Thomas Jefferson would puke his guts up in disgust.