Feculent pajama-wearing shitweasels, working in the steamy darkness of their parents' basements, hope to lift the fortunes of their party which suffered a major repudiation last week. Finally.
The RNC has launched a website called holyshitwearefucked.com... oh, sorry, republicanforareason.com to gather advice on the best way to claw its way out of irrelevancy, the NY comPost reports.
"We need to hear what our volunteers, activists, elected leaders, and party members think about the party as we try to renew our bond with the American people, who we've fucked over these past eight years," said an RNC spokeswad.A video featured on the website 'waxes nostalgic' by providing footage of Ronald Reagan, Bush-the-Slightly-Smarter and, for some reason, the outgoing Preznit DisasterMonkey. The video does not mention John McCain, who will never become president.
Heh.
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