Bush to brief Obama on disaster scenarios

"Well, see, here's what you do when the pillow-fort collapses, ya gotta get the ones from th' other sofa. See this? When yer crayons lose their points you kin jes sharpen 'em by rubbing them on this corner of the desk. Heh, you wanna smell something cool? Smell this. Pretty awesome, huh? Jes' don't eat the red ones, they taste funny. Oh, an' when you run outta M&Ms, that guy Wendell in th' kitchen -- ah call him 'Wendy,' heh heh -- he'll bring you up some more. Th' green ones are the best. You might like th' brown ones, though. Heh heh heh."