December 8, 2008

Corpulent antichrist still walks the earth

Satan's porcine handmaiden Karl Rove plans to "name names" of people who did not consider Snippy the Chimp to be a legitimate president. Will finally go to prison, for plagiarizing every goddamn phone book on the planet.

In a new interview with Cox News, [What a surprise! -- Ed., giggling] Rove psychotically rails against all the people in America who never “accepted the legitimacy of George W. Bush,” saying that he plans to call them out in his new screed, 'My Hate List and Other America-Haters':
[B]etween the covers of Rove’s book is his checklist of the “great many of the political actors in this town (who) never accepted him as a legitimate president.”

“I’ve got behind-the-scenes episodes that are going to show how unreceiving they were of this [incompetent buffoon] as president of the United States,” Rove said, adding: “I’m going to name names and show examples.”

Weh weh wehhhhh. Big fucking whoop. Yawn.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

He can put me down, where can I sign up? I never accepted him as president either!

Anonymous said...

That'll turn out to be a point of pride -- like being on Nixon's "Enemies List" was!

And gee... why WOULD anyone NOT accept him as president?? Just because he and the fucking Neo-cons cheated/intimidated/brazened their way through the 2000 recount? And how they STILL actually LOST -- not only the popular vote by 500,000+, but the electoral vote IF Florida recount had been completed*. And how he did dictatorial things like 'unsigning' international treaties, when the Contstitution clearly says that Congress shall arrange all treaties? Etc, etc.
What an asshole...

(* http://www.consortiumnews.com/2007/111207a.html)