December 1, 2008

From the Big fucking whoop files

A Houston hospital says former first lady and termagant Barbara Bush is recovering as well as can be as expected after her alleged 5-day crack-fueled sex binge with Shaquille O'Neal and a donkey in Tijuana last week.

1 comment:

Kulkuri said...

When The Old Lady heard that Babs was complaining of mysterious pains, she asked "Did someone spill some water on her??"