December 6, 2008

Gift Giving Idea

Just in time for the winter sostice celebration glorious baby jebus' birthday, for just the low, low price of $15.95 plus shipping, handling, and a modest donation to the Wasilla Fundie Farm™®³, you can be the first one living under the bridge to own the fantabulous
Sarah Palin 2009 Calendar
A personal look at the Vice Presidential Candidate

Summary
Sarah Palin 2009 Wall Calendar includes photos from Campaign trail, governorship, and family. And if you order now, operators standing by there just might be an upskirt photo of America's next PILF president in it. But wait that's not all..... if you still have a valid credit card, and the cell phone hasn't been shut off, if you can somehow contact us and provide that still valid sredit card number, the calender just might have even contain a nude picture of Sarah Pailin.

Call today, don't delay, call NOW!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

:::stares:::::::Oh, fuck me to tears.

Distributorcap said...

i wonder if a preggers bristol made a month or nine

Anonymous said...

"pre-drilled hole for hanging"

Take that any way you want.