Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Der Chimpleton achieves hero status across the globe.
In the middle of the news conference, Iraqi television journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi stood up and shouted "this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog," before hurling shoes at the smirking loon which unfortunately narrowly missed the fucker's cheesy, monkey-like head.
Showing the soles of shoes to someone is a sign of contempt in Arab culture, a supreme insult. Calling someone a dog is akin to taking a crap on their face while shooting pus-filled jizz in the direction of their mother.
al-Zaidi also shouted "This is for the widows and orphans and all those killed in Iraq."
"It doesn't bother me," Bush told reporters later. "So what if he threw a shoe at me." Drinky McNumbnutz said it showed free speech in a democracy.
Showing the soles of shoes to someone is a sign of contempt in Arab culture, a supreme insult. Calling someone a dog is akin to taking a crap on their face while shooting pus-filled jizz in the direction of their mother.
al-Zaidi also shouted "This is for the widows and orphans and all those killed in Iraq."
"It doesn't bother me," Bush told reporters later. "So what if he threw a shoe at me." Drinky McNumbnutz said it showed free speech in a democracy.
Right. Except if it had happened here, the guy would be spending 20 years in prison, having his entire past investigated by the IRS, and be sending letters to his family incarcerated in Gitmo.
Funny, though: Bunnypants decides to do a manly, legacy-building "victory" trip to Iraq, which instead will always be remembered as that time a disgruntled citizen finally stood up and threw his shoes at him in disgust. Sweet.
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Actually, the poor bastard is an Iraqi hell hole charged with no shit, not kidding, "Embarrassing The Iraqi State". And Bush gets to embarrass a whole nation, feh.
This will follow him to his grave.
Poetic, really.
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