Ironically Moronic

What Will You Find in the George W. Bush Presidential Library?

The Library will include:The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an lection. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.

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