Left behind

Doughy pantload Jonah Goldberg pulls another one out of his ass. Honestly, where does he get this stuff? More importantly, why is he getting paid??

Obama’s centrist Cabinet picks must have Democratic ideologues wondering what happened.

Uh, wrong, you idiot. Not at all.

You almost have to feel sorry for the left.

Huh? Don't bother, jerkwad, there's no need. It's all in your tiny little head.

They picked Obama because he was going to be the "transformative" leader who didn't need to compromise with the right or even with reality. Heck, Obama the Wise would magically change reality itself, right around the same moment he'd force those pesky oceans to recede. But unlike, say, J.R.R. Tolkien's fictional character Gandalf...

** ... faceplant ... ** Gawd. What a fucking mindsplat.

You just don't get it, do you. We "picked" Obama because he's the "transformative leader" who -- unlike you partisan, slimy assholes -- will work with experienced, knowlegeable people in both parties to get things done. You know -- for the good of the country, rather than for the party. That's change, moron. That's what we wanted. That's what we need after eight years of you incompetent rubberstamping sycophants fucking everything up.

Snap out of it. You're the one left behind, you stupid grody assmunch. You and your wank-brained gpuke sausage-jockey compatriots are sliding into irrelevance.

You almost have to feel sorry for the right.

But we won't.