December 29, 2008

Major-league asshole says something

Vice President Dick Cheney warns that he and his wife plan to divide their time between their homes in Jackson, northern Virginia and Hades after Cheney thankfully, finally gets his walking papers next month.

Cheney says he has no desire whatsoever to return to the dictatorshi elected office. He says he's loved his career in politics and torture, but there comes a time to step aside and shoot at people full-time.

Cheney spoke from his home in Jackson, where he's been spending time ripping the heads off puppies and drowning bunnies.