December 1, 2008

Moronic jerkwad deluding himself

Preznit DisasterMonkey -- who brought us the Iraq war on a lie, Abu Ghraib, the Sept 11 terrorist attacks, the Hurricane Katrina fiasco, the Second Depression, the raping of the Constitution, torture, wiretapping, putting food on our families, arsenic in our drinking water, his picture next to "dumbfuck" in the dictionary, his own personal "Justice" dept, the total fucking embarrassment of almost an entire nation, and the scorn of the entire planet, for starters -- tells Charles "durrr?" Gibson that he leaves office with "head held high."

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!1!!! More like "with his head up his ass." God, what an .... what's the word I'm looking for...


Yeah, that one.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"I'm going to have a lot of time to think," he added. "My day is going to go from getting up early-early, and being at the Oval Office at 6:45 a.m., and having a lot to do when you get there, to waking up at 6:45 a.m., getting Momma the coffee -- and kind of wandering around trying -- 'What's next, boss?'"

Gibberish. Absolute gibberish. And by the way, what is it with these people and their Mommy fixations? If memory serves, Reagan called his wife "Mommy" too.

Have a coupla shots of Jack, Dubya, and go back to sleep; you'll do less damage that way.