December 23, 2008

Tired old mumbler lands daily radio show somehow

Oh, that's right: he's republican. Of course somebody gave him air time.

Actor and failed presidential candidate Fred Thompson will bring his special brand of dynamic charisma to talk radio in March. His show, "Snoozin' with Fred," will be replacing "Shut Up! Shut Up, I'm Talking! With Bill O'Reilly."

In his show, Thompson "will share his conservative views on politics, topical issues and pop culture stories" -- because God knows there aren't enough damn rebooblitoads on the air doing just that already, and hell, because we all care what Droney McSleepersons thinks. More than that, we... need... to... know. We wait with bated breath to hear what yet another bloviating repuke douchenozzle has to say about the new Dem administration. Ditto-snores, Fred! Fuck.

3 comments:

One Fly said...

He'll nod off sure as hell.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Fred will nod out, and so will the crew in response to listening to the drone. If one should inadvertently tune in, one would find only sleeping drooling snoring dudes. The show becomes a success due to the Outrage Burnout of the American public and the name of the show will be changed to Fux Snooze.

Film at elebenty-twentyteen.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Oh yeah, I'm sure that Depends wearing snore sack really has his age spotted, geriatric fingers on the pulse of "Pop Culture". I guess if you mean Matlock than yes, he does.