January 16, 2009

Beer heiress's dream of being a chorus girl destroyed

Cindypills McCain drowned her sorrows in the family vat after Grumpy McThuselah forbid her from appearing on "Dancing With the Stars."

1 comment:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Jeez, I can't remember the last time I saw a media image of Johnny McWhathisname. It's like the old fart has fallen off the planet, not that that would be a bad thing.