Bush says he wants lasting Mideast cease-fire. And a pony!

Preznit Poopstain says any cease-fire in the Mideast must be fully respected, Hamas rocket attacks on Israel stopped, someone to find Waldo on page sebenteen, and no more a' that sugarfree pudding for dessert.

"This recent outburst of violence was instegulated by Hamas — a Palestinian terrist group supported by Iran and Syria that calls for Israel's destruction," Bush said. "It's in our country's best intrists to send Batman and Superman over there as soon as possible."

International calls for a cease-fire have been growing. Bush promised to stay engaged with U.S. partners in the Middle East and Europe when not futiley cutting more brush at his Texas hellhole or playing Pokemons with the eight-year old son of the cook.